A Minister for Propaganda Elf writes: “The Grand Vizier (above, none too impressed with the getaway rig) would have it known that he is going on the lam, probably down Mexico way,* for the foreseeable future. Damn Feebs, eh? Like, whose business is it really what a man does in the privacy of his own home with a pair of dray horses, a tray of horse and a troupe of belly-dancing dwarves? Anyhoo, the blog known as Crime Always Pays may or may not be updated while the Grand Viz has it on his toes along the palm-fringed beaches on Jamaica’s south coast,* the updates largely dependent on whether or not GV gains access to some wi-fi in the far-flungest regions of the Gobi Desert.* If not, too bad. Either way, we shall all meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when, although it’ll very probably be back here in about 10 days time. Until then, we’ll always have Paros.* Peace, out.”
* Cunning, eh? Track that, Feebs!
Have a good one, Grand Viz, wherever you're going.
ReplyDeleteGood on you Dec. I hope you all enjoy the vacation. Um... just on a side note, you do know that Jamaica isn't anywhere close to mexico, yes?
ReplyDeleteEither spot, have a blast!
oops.. I suppose I should have read the whole post first, eh? I so much wish they would go back to making shoes out of leather. they taste much better.
ReplyDeleteWe'll expect a daily postcard on here.
ReplyDeleteDon't break any laws and have a great time!
ReplyDeleteVacation? What, writer's take those? Have a great time!
ReplyDeleteHave a blast and get back in one piece.
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