I’m away this weekend, so I’m writing this post in advance, so bear with me if the details are just a bit skewy, but with John Connolly leading the field by about three lengths (Oo-er, Missus, etc.) with only a day’s voting left, it’s safe to say – trumpet parp please, maestro – that Lord John Connolly (right, in louche mode) is officially the Sexiest Irish Crime Writer! Now, between you and me, there were sharp practices underpinning the win, given that Lord JC linked to CAP from the John Connolly interweb-forum malarkey, suggesting that forumites might want to vote for him (and me, as it happens, although precious few did, the ungrateful sods) – but there was nothing in the rules to prevent anyone from utilising the interweb to boost their vote, so we have no choice but to award JC his gong. The official presentation may or may not take place at The Dublin Bookshop, Grafton Street in Dublin, on June 24th, when JC officially launches the latest Charlie Parker novel, THE LOVERS, or at No Alibis in Belfast on June 26th, when JC launches THE LOVERS with Stuart Neville, who’ll be launching THE TWELVE. (For details of all John Connolly’s Irish and UK tour dates, clickety-click here …)
Anyway, the rather manly Adrian McKinty was second in the Sexiest Crime Writers poll, with a very creditable 17% of the vote (by comparison with Connolly’s 42%), while the gorgeous Alex Barclay came in third with 12%. At the time of writing, Your Humble Host was in fourth place, with 8%, mainly because I couldn’t work out how to multi-vote for myself, while the delectable Arlene Hunt and the equally delectable Brian McGilloway were tied on fifth with 7%.
So there you have it. John Connolly is the inaugural winner of the Sexiest Irish Crime Writer Award. Three cheers, two stools and a resounding huzzah! Of course, things could have been very different had ‘Dreamy’ Gene Kerrigan not ruled himself out of the running early on …
That Gene Kerrigan, eh? Sigh …
He does look ever so dreamy in that photograph....he says bitterly.
ReplyDeleteSorry, Adrian ... from here on in, 'dreamy' is only applicable to Gene Kerrigan ... as in, "I dream-y of Gene-y." You'll have to find something else for John Connolly, I'm afraid ...
ReplyDeleteCheers, Dec
Better luck next year, guys. That dreamy, uh, I mean steamywhite shirt certainly does help, but I'm sure you will both figure out ways to rig the system next time around.
ReplyDeleteI worked out how to multi-vote. Sorry. Was I not meant to? Just realised I should have voted more for Declan H who didn't do as well as he should have.
ReplyDeleteAnd don't forget his-handsome-self has a birthday this coming Sunday.
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