
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
“Smokey, This Is Not ’Nam. This Is Bowling. There Are Rules.”

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Declan Burke has published a number of novels, the most recent of which is ABSOLUTE ZERO COOL. As a journalist and critic, he writes and broadcasts on books and film for a variety of media outlets, including the Irish Times, RTE, the Irish Examiner and the Sunday Independent. He has an unfortunate habit of speaking about himself in the third person. All views expressed here are his own and are very likely to be contrary.
"Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!"
ReplyDelete"I got a rash, man." Some days I like keeping it simple.
ReplyDeleteI never realised there are so many BL fanatics out there.. I feel I belong!!!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm just going to find a cash machine.
"Stay in your goddamn element, Donnie!"
ReplyDelete"Hey lady, buddies of mine died face down in the mud just so that you and I could enjoy a family restaurant like this one."
ReplyDeleteWalter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass.
ReplyDeleteDonny: What's a... pederass, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.